You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OMG Did you see the game last night!? Stranger: Maybe…… You: Did you see Bell make that goal? You: It was amazing! Stranger: I could have You: She was flying! You: and then BLAM! Stranger: it was cool You: Score! Stranger: blam Stranger: score Stranger: ! You: Flint had no idea what was going on. Stranger: no idea whatsoever You: Johnson and Bell were just amazing Stranger: totally You: You were in the library again weren’t you? Stranger: i like to read You: You can’t study all the time. Stranger: why? Stranger: I get smarter You: There’s life outside the library! You were supposed to come and support Harry! Stranger: Harry didn’t need my support. I’m not his bra You: When did you get so crass? Hanging around Viktor too much? Stranger: Viktor is such a bad influence on me. You: He’s a stupid git. Stranger: Yes. Sometimes. You: Always! I’m twice the man he is! Stranger: Really? Stranger: That’s hot You: O.O Really? Wow. I didn’t realize you were into gingers You: I mean I’d always hoped You: Because I’ve liked you for seven years Stranger: Oh yeah? Well, it’s a dream come true. I’ve like you for 9 years. Stranger: liked* You: Wow. You knew me before we even met on the train that day? Oh! I knew I recognized you! You: I saw you in London that one time Stranger: Yeah, you looked my way. Stranger: I smiled. Stranger: Then ran. You: We were little so I didn’t think anything of it Stranger: Well you better start thinking! You: Oh wow! Hermione you’re fantastic! Stranger: I’m flattered You: Wow! You: C’mon let’s go watch Harry practice. Next match is on Saturday. He’ll catch that snitch for sure. Stranger: Are you sure? He kinda sucks at that game. You: He’s amazing. Best seeker since his dad Stranger: I guess I didn’t know his dad too well. You: Well none of us did. You know Who killed them when he was a baby You: Remember? Stranger: Hey look over there!!!! It’s SNAPE!!! You: Oh bugger! Let’s get out of here before he gives us detention! Stranger: K. Your conversational partner has disconnected.