birdandmoon
birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! If this one’s too small, you can read it on my site here. The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.
If you like my work, check out my Patreon, which is just $1.74 away from $200!

birdandmoon:

Venomous vs poisonous! If this one’s too small, you can read it on my site here. The animals are: northern copperhead, cane toad, tiger keelback snake, hooded pitohui, northern short-tailed shrew.

If you like my work, check out my Patreon, which is just $1.74 away from $200!

malblum

malblum:

dongiovannirecords:

Watch Chris Gethard & Mal Blum perform Crying At The Wawa at the record release show for My Comedy Album, which if you don’t have is available on iTunes.

I had one beer in the green room and therefore I was drunk and messed up twice, but the great thing about Chris is that he assumed that it was him that messed up and then we laughed about it, which is one of the reasons I love Chris

Also,  EVEN IF my name wasn’t in this, it would still be the most personally validating monologue ever: “YOU’RE FEELING FEELINGS, MAL AND THAT’S REAL AND YOU CANNOT APOLOGIZE FOR IT YOU JUST GOTTA STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AND DO YOU EVERY DAY AND YOU CANNOT SIT AROUND WORRYING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THAT, MAL YOU JUST GOTTA FEEL WHAT YOU’RE FEELING AND GO FOR IT”